Prick in the Corvette

Prick in a Corvette

I was driving on 880 south towards San Jose today.  There was mild traffic right around the Fremont/Milpitas area. Everyone was basically going between 55-60 miles per hour.  I was in the far left lane.

All of a sudden, I see a red corvette come up quick behind me.  The prick then goes on the far left shoulder, passes me up, and cuts me off from the shoulder!  What an asshole!.  (he must have thought that his Corvette was more worthy than my car, although we do have the same engine).

I proceed to show him what a prick he was.  I continuously honk him for the next 20 seconds in this mild traffic.  He flips me off.  I continue to honk at him.

I finally get a look at the guy.  He was this middle aged guy with a mustache. For you basketball fans, he looked a lot like Stan Van Gundy (the old Miami Heat coach).  I never knew middle aged guys acted like that.

I was heated for the next few minutes as I tail gated him until he exited

The end

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